Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
IF YOU’RE EVER SAD LOOK AT THIS BUNNY RUNNING UP THE STAIRS FOR A CARROT
Pancake and Vampire (◡‿◡✿)
Taylor Kitsch as Pogue Parry in ‘The Covenant’
Remy in a sock hat….because…Remy in a sock hat….
Erwin “I’m not a model” Smith in Ilse’s Journal
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed