When fans repost manips of actors and everyone thinks they are real.

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I just realized that I left all my leftover pizza in the fridge at work..

Le gasp. Sean Bean’s voice in Anna Karenina!

wAIT A MOMENT…

Tom Hiddleston playing Count Vronsky.

this a great idea.

Why is it so hard to find a stream for 1997’s Anna Karenina?

It’s

Sean

Mother

Flippin’

Bean

Playing

Count

Sweep

You

Off

Your

Feet

Vronsky!

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I decided to google the name of the company that bought the one that I work for. Turns out they have a twitter and a facebook page.

  • all it is is posts of them having parties and
  • now hiring signs
  • meanwhile they won’t let us hire a single mother fuckin person
  • our dept went from 7 people to 3 and they want to get rid of another person
  • that person would be me
  • and the people they got to help us out don’t know what the fuck they’re doing
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Bjork and Martinsson were exhausted when they came to the meeting which was in Bjork’s room.

“Now I understand how you usually feel,” said Martinsson, flopping down into a chair. “The only thing they didn’t ask about was the colour of her underwear.”

Wallander reacted angrily. “That was unnecessary,” he said.

Martinsson opened his arms wide in apology.

-The White Lioness pg 76

This is what I woke up feeling like

The highlight of my day at work was having to listen to my co-worker, who sits one cubical away from me, bitch and moan to my neighbor about how many gifts I got for my birthday.

Apparently, this makes me an extremely selfish person.

And then she started going on about how she used to be the bosses favorite…. Honestly, I’ve been working there for three years and I don’t know anyone that can stand the girl.

Littlefingers’ voice during Chaos is a ladder.

When I opened up the door for the Pizza delivery man the first thing he says to me is, “Is this your breakfast?”

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“Does anybody know how many doctors we have in this country?”

Nobody knew.

“Ask Ebba to find out,” Wallander said.

“There are just over 25,000 doctors in Sweden,” Wallander said, when she had reported to the conference room the result of her call to the secretary of the Swedish Medical Association.

They were astonished. Twenty-five thousand.

“Where are they all when we need them?” Martinsson said.

-The White Lioness pg 53

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“Martinsson can help me write a press release. I expect there’ll be an uproar once the reporters get hold of that.”

“It would be better if Svedberg took care of it,” Martinsson said. “I’ve got my hands full contacting 25,000 Swedish doctors. Plus an endless list of health centers and emergency clinics. That will take time.”

-The White Lioness pg 57-58

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“I still think there could be a natural explanation,” Martinsson said, thoughtfully. “It’s as you say yourself, Kurt. She’s not the type to disappear on her own free will. But assault and murder are still pretty rare. I think we should go about it in the usual way. Not get hysterical.”

“I’m not hysterical,” Wallander said, knowing that he was getting angry.

- The White Lioness by Henning Mankell pg 31

My apartment’s pool, which is located directly behind my building, just reopened recently. It is literally the worst the thing that could have ever happened to me.

All I hear all day is the sounds of children screaming and running up and down my building’s staircase. It’s driving me insane.

This family had literally been in the pool area for seven hours now.. I just want to shoot myself in the face.

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